Film - Idiocracy

Water? Like out of the toilet?

Now, I’m no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.

It’s got electrolytes.

- I can’t believe you like money too. We should hang out.
- Totally.

After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason, and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water.

- You think Einstein walked around thinking everyone was a bunch of dumb-shits?
- Yeah, I hadn’t thought of that.
- Now you know why he built that bomb.