Film - (S)ex List

Tu ne sais pas ce que tu veux, Ally. Tu es tellement occupé à essayer d’être ce que tout le monde veut que tu sois que tu ne sais pas qui tu es.

- Shut the fuck up!
- Stop fucking your dog!

- The ideal girl. Tell me about her.
- You know, you can take her home to the family, she’s smart, but not smarter than you, and she bakes apple pies with your mom and plays catch with your handicapped sister, but then when you’re alone, she’s takes off her glasses and puts on a vinyl cat suit and fucks you sideways!
- That girl doesn’t exist? If she did, I’d be sleeping with her. And, what kind of guy care about how many people you’ve slept with anyway?
- Decent guys!

- Where’s my coffee pot?
- I broke it. If you were on Twitter you’d know that already.

- At least I have relationships. You can’t even hang out with a woman for 24 hours without sleeping with her.
- That was true until I met you.

You don’t know what you want, Ally. You’re so busy trying to be what everyone else wants you to be, you don’t know who you are.

You’re the kind of guy you date before you meet the guy you end up with, and I’ve already date 20 of you.

I am not gonna sleep with one more guy until I am sure he’s the one. I may not have control over much, but I do have control over my pelvic floor. The next guy who vacations at « casa esperanza » is going to be my husband.

- Guy in 4D tries to marry his dog.
- No, Bandit ?

J’étais pas là à ma réunion de anciens parce que je laissais pousser ma frange… Je laisse toujours pousser ma frange… c’est un problème.