Personnage - Barney Stinson

This isn’t Barney… but I heard that guy is awesome !

Suit up!

It’s gonna be legen… wait for it… dary!!

Ted, say I’m your best friend!

Haaaaave you met Ted?

High five!

You stop dating a girl because she was a pornstar!? Friendship over.

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead! True story…

Hey looser how is not playing laser tag ’cause playing laser tag is awesome!

Phone Five!

Dude we haven’t hit legendary yet! We’re only at the “le” we’ve still got the “gen”, the “da”, the “ry”!

I chose bimbos.
Bimbos make me happy.
Bimbos make me fell alive.
Bimbos make me want to pretend to be a better man.
My heart belongs to bimbos.

Challenge Accepted !

DE… wait for it… NIED !

- On te doit aussi des excuses, on a dit des choses assez blessantes…
- Pas du tout !
- Ah oui c’est vrai, c’était après que tu sois parti…

Hypothetical high-five… NICE!

I’m fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out.

Dady’s home!

In my body where the shame gland should be there is a second awesome gland. True story !

I’m awesome.