Personnage - Barney Stinson

This isn’t Barney… but I heard that guy is awesome !

It’s gonna be legen… wait for it… dary!!

Ted, say I’m your best friend!

Haaaaave you met Ted?

High five!

Suit up!

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead! True story…

You stop dating a girl because she was a pornstar!? Friendship over.

Hey looser how is not playing laser tag ’cause playing laser tag is awesome!

Phone Five!

I chose bimbos.
Bimbos make me happy.
Bimbos make me fell alive.
Bimbos make me want to pretend to be a better man.
My heart belongs to bimbos.

DE… wait for it… NIED !

Challenge Accepted !

- On te doit aussi des excuses, on a dit des choses assez blessantes…
- Pas du tout !
- Ah oui c’est vrai, c’était après que tu sois parti…

Hypothetical high-five… NICE!

Dude we haven’t hit legendary yet! We’re only at the “le” we’ve still got the “gen”, the “da”, the “ry”!

I’m fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out.

Dady’s home!

In my body where the shame gland should be there is a second awesome gland. True story !

- Comment tu peux ne pas te souvenir de mon prénom… Il rime avec le tien ?
- Et je t’ai dit que mon nom était ?